Because if everyone else jumped off a bridge, so would I.

( if the water was safe. ish. )

There's a wall-sized screen in the lounge and it's been being used for video games since Friday night. I'm not a fan. Also, I have no desire to get to know the new RA, because she won't be as good as the old one. What kind of jaded senior am I, to get attached to my RA? Failure.